art in a toilet roll

no really. these teenytiny creations are the work of french artist anastassia elias. and they're beautiful.

scatological humour...

we brits sure do love toilet humour...and though i'm a little late to the game, i couldn't resist sharing the online application called "Flush Tracker". it does what it says on the tin. it tracks your poo.

commandment #11: you must pee standing up.

so sayeth the lord?!

down the drain

brasil is trying to help you save water. just pee in the shower, and save litres and litres of toilet water. the etiquette behind this act? a helpful guide to fill in the blanks

more penguins

so it turns out that penguin poo is visible from space. apparently that's how they track the little blighters....

it's a slow news day

but how can you tell? Maybe by the fact that international news agency REUTERS have made a news-clip video... about a toilet-trained parrot.

Told you.

because you can never get enough poo-flinging

at least Weusi McGowan, on trial for kidnapping can't. Yuck.

and if you're already eaten, maybe take a look at this site. Must admit i'm a bit surprised a) that this site exists and b) people actually take part...

loo'd behaviour. Udon believe me?

some great things come out of Japan. Chindogu being one of my favourite. I mean, c'mon, who doesn't need a "noodle-eater's hair guard", or my personal highlight, the '10-in-1 Gardening tool', which resembles a giant SwissArmy knife... This interview from PingMag may help shed some light on the subject...or maybe not.
Another great thing about Japan is their love of creativity when it comes to toilets. Glowing seats, musical commodes and team urinal scrubbing. Beyond brilliant.
Finally, these adorable USB sticks are the icing on the cake.