beard cage

shorthair beware

this is why i love elle magazine (but the US edition, mind) so much.

"Do Hairstyles Affect Your Lovelife?"

(the answer is "yes" btw. step away from the scissors...)

"Scotland's Number One Male Barbie"

"orange or darker is one of the best skin colours you can have"

the world beard championships

the next world beard and moustache championships are to be held on May 23, 2009, in Anchorage, Alaska. "Wonderful", you say, slightly confused. Have a look at this gallery of previous winners to get an idea of what it's all about. I think my personal favourite category is "freestyle moustache"...kinda sounds like a bad teenage band

vokuhila

is the german word for "mullet" (means VOrne KUrz, HInter LAng = short front, long at the back). in english it translates as "what were you thinking!?? a good question to ask these lovely ladies

save the goatees

that's right kids, another device you never knew you never needed. because a goatee "is much more than just facial hair" . that's right. it helps fashion your identity. wow.

man oh man

whilst women are forcefully encouraged to rid themselves of hair from wherever possible, some men try to keep it there as long as they can. if only this place wasn't their head. when they're balding. Joy of joys, may I present the comb-over photo gallery. Look at it and weep...and promise never to do anything so stupid yourself.