not so fast, suckers

i think this is one my favourite headlines of 2009, just for the sheer randomness of it.
Octopus Snatches Coconut And Runs

blink...oh and you missed it

straight from new york magazine, "thirty-five short-lived looks from an attention-deficient decade"

i think my favourite name for a trend has to be the "whale tail". so apt.

muppet chicken orchestra

beautiful words

WPPD Cream

each year, WPP judge the most creative and innovative advertising campaigns to have been produced by their various agencies.

this short film for the environment defense league shows the power of simplicity

of course there's a random japanese ad in there

...and i guarantee you will not guess what this gymnastics ad from china is really about.

run run run gingerbread man

do you remember those adventure books you read when you were younger - the ones where at the end of the page it would say, "if you want to go through the door, go to page 14. if you want to go up the stairs, go to page 18" ?
well...here's the updated version: can you catch the gingerbread man?

buffy vs. edward

stuff....you may like?

*Stuff Jewish People Like ..."Florida: Jews frickin LOVE Florida" and more specifically Jewish Young Adults .

*Stuff Unemployed People Like :When rich kids want to look cool, they shop at thrift stores to look poor. When unemployed people want to look clothed, they shop at thrift stores so they don’t get arrested for wearing nothing but their tattered former company’s t-shirt and dirty socks.

*Stuff Stick People Like (because stick figures are people too)

my current obsession

walking through the streets in this winter darkness with this song entertaining my ears...wonderful.

mail surprise

November 18th, 2009.

Join the The Random Card Project and make some stranger's day.

it's called ACTING, mr gervais

obsession + (chocolate * web 2.0)

...that would be this blog right here:

the london twirls project

OK, I could just about accept Borders selling Twirls, but B&Q? Really? But, yes - in a vending machine near the tills, they sell all sorts of chocolates and sweets in what I guess is intended as a way of silencing bored youngsters as they are dragged around, while their parents pick out the particular type of solid wood flooring boards they want for the front room. B&Q is amazing though, it's the perfect shop if you're a serial killer - they sell everything. In fact, I'm amazed any parent would need to resort to bribing their child with chocolate in B&Q - they sell AXES. If that's not enough to make a kid shut the f*%k up, I don't know what is.

between the sheets

Random Breathy Noises Do Not Equal Enjoyment.
How Not To Make Love Like a Porn Star

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