whatever tickles your hoo-ha

for the unashamedly proud females amongst us: a 'downstairs' self-portrait pendant . The website says, "Each piece is an original, one of a kind hand sculpted image of its owner..."

as the creator of Happy Pootie merrily proclaims, "This is so FUN! Who wouldn't want to wear happy poo around their neck?!" Could I put my hand up right now and say, "me?"

finally, just the thing to put the perfect finishing touch to your bathroom: a special candle