if you're disenchanted with your current religion, why not trawl the internet in the hope of finding spiritual enlightenment?
try these for size:
The Church of the Banana
The Virtual Church of the Blind Chihuahua
The Church of Ed Wood (yes, the one who directed Plan 9 From Outer Space)
...and my personal favourite, meet Reverend Billy and the Church of Life After Shopping
Amen, sister.