what if...?

the super mario brothers were communists?
them being plumbers was all just a ruse.
this is what they were really up to, whilst you were twiddling away trying to save the princess.
Smashing blood-sucking evil capitalist mushrooms. Of course.

And what about those poor people who have had to suffer the injustice of wikipedia informing people about evolution? Now, they must suffer no longer as CreationWiki has been brought into existence. How about we start with the 'Great Flood' before suspending disbelief...