Sunday 8 November 2009

stuff....you may like?

*Stuff Jewish People Like ..."Florida: Jews frickin LOVE Florida" and more specifically Jewish Young Adults .

*Stuff Unemployed People Like :When rich kids want to look cool, they shop at thrift stores to look poor. When unemployed people want to look clothed, they shop at thrift stores so they don’t get arrested for wearing nothing but their tattered former company’s t-shirt and dirty socks.

*Stuff Stick People Like (because stick figures are people too)

Friday 6 November 2009

Tuesday 3 November 2009

obsession + (chocolate * web 2.0)

...that would be this blog right here:

the london twirls project

OK, I could just about accept Borders selling Twirls, but B&Q? Really? But, yes - in a vending machine near the tills, they sell all sorts of chocolates and sweets in what I guess is intended as a way of silencing bored youngsters as they are dragged around, while their parents pick out the particular type of solid wood flooring boards they want for the front room. B&Q is amazing though, it's the perfect shop if you're a serial killer - they sell everything. In fact, I'm amazed any parent would need to resort to bribing their child with chocolate in B&Q - they sell AXES. If that's not enough to make a kid shut the f*%k up, I don't know what is.

between the sheets

Random Breathy Noises Do Not Equal Enjoyment.
How Not To Make Love Like a Porn Star